“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
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and a fez.
look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case i forget who i am.
very thoughtful, as that does happen.
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If you ever visit Australia then just know that this is how you eat Vegemite.
Allow me to offer a better way.
You get a spoon. Dip out a spoonful of vegemite. Get your very American friend over for her first time trying vegemite.
Turn a camera on, and start recording.
Offer your American friend the spoonful of vegemite. Let her eat said spoonful. Then watch and laugh as she starts screaming and throwing up out the window. Record all of it. Save the video forever, and watch it whenever you need a laugh.
Best way ever.
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*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
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i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
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Claude Monet (1840-1926), Tulip fields at Sassenheim, near Leiden (1886); oil on canvas.
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A woman sits atop a pile of rubble and has a cup of tea after a German Luftwaffe strike during the Blitz. London, England. 1941.
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how is that even related
this movie has that same man swallow a boneless glob-chicken whole and that’s what you have an issue with?
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Cookie Dough Ice Cream Pizza
stop right now
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Um, what happens if we stay longer?(Source: kahlans, via feedingline)
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